Very Intelligent Saying :

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1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 
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2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY.
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3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
4. Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. 
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4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends. 
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5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC 
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6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It's when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends. 
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7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life!